"I'm about to have and affair!"

August 13, 2007

Hmmm...now where do I begin? Let's start with Saturday. Last Saturday after our tournament game at UST (a soccer game which made me think real hard about seriously retiring already what with a bunch of RP Team mutant kids as teammates! [I will write more on this some other time]) Angeli and I wanted to watch a movie, well, it wasn't just ANY movie it was "TRANSFORMERS" the movie.

Anyway, since my body was sore all over after the match and admittedly I am, without doubt or self-delusion, getting too old for this we decided to head for home. Soccer has been good to me but I might as well quit while I still have some dignity left, or don't I?

That night we decided to go to Megamall since it was only among the few places still showing Transformers. We immediately went to the upper level after dinner and that's where I met him...tall, sexy, bulging in the right places, charming, well-mannered, again sexy stud. And when I heard him speak I was even more at awe what with his grace and magnificence. He was a god.

No, He was Optimus Prime.

I don't want to sound too presumptuous though but if he had asked me out after the show I wouldn't have had a moments hesitation. He was hot! He was oooooozing with sex appeal. I regret not having gone to see the flick earlier. I'm sorry I was too busy. That movie was the best, without bias whatsoever.

Please do not be too prejudiced. I am only a mere human. I am aware that I am nothing but I belong to you now. Do what you want with me, Prime. I am your slave and you are my master, my lover.

Let me be the bolt in your nut. The rim on your wheels. The steps for your brakes. I will study mechanics for you. I will lubricate myself with your oil. I will do anything for you. Anything for love...

And this will be enough because I am feeling so demented right now. Hahahahaha.... laterz!